As we enter the first week of November a San Diego tradition is gaining momentum. No, not the debate among SDSU Alums whether this is the year the basketball team wins a Tournament game or the football team wins a bowl game. No, not Padres fans lamenting the season that was. No, not fire and community officials bracing for another fall blaze. No, not millions of families congregating at millions of county parks on Saturday to watch their kids and grandchildren play youth soccer (I swear, at what point does the US dominate in soccer? Every damn kid in San Diego is playing year round. I’ve gotta think … Ok, I’ll stop and save the futbol commentary for another blog.).
The San Diego tradition I speak of is our annual, “Fire Norv” hate fest. It really is a hate fest. I mean, how often do 30, 40 or 50-year-old guys spend a half hour on the phone with their friends discussing whether or not a football coach should be fired. Other than waiting on hold with Cox Communications to complain about your internet not working, does any guy stay on the phone for 30 minutes? Even a guy who works in sales?
Back to the love fest, I’m mean hate fest, for a minute… It’s really nice of Norv to bring the middle-aged male San Diego demographic together like this every October and November. So what does Charger football in late October/early November and funerals have in common. There are only two times you may talk to some of your friends, colleagues or family members, 1) at a funeral or 2) in October/November when the “Fire Norv” campaigns are in full swing. Heck, I’m surprised Norv wasn’t the write-in winner for Governor of California. The way Charger fans hate Norv, you’d think they’d all write him in hoping he’d win so he would be forced to move to Sacramento.
Well, here we are, in early November, on the phone with our buddies, discussing how the team would be better without Norv. Siiiiiiiiiiigh!
If you are looking for me to rip Norv a new one, stop reading. I’m not going to do it. Norv is in his 4th year with the club and he’s taken the team to the playoffs every year. He’s won three AFC West titles. He did something the previous regime couldn’t do – win a playoff game. Hell, he’s won multiple playoff games.
I just have a hard time saying that Norv is the reason the Chargers are 3-5. Norv owns the offense, Ron Rivera owns the Defense and Steve Crosby owns the Special Teams. Norv’s offense is one of the top units in the NFL. The defense is adequate. Rivera has done a decent/average job.
But …
The Special Teams is easily the worst unit in football. Until this year, Charger fans took their special teams for granted, similarly to how Lindsay Lohan took her blow for granted. They could always be counted on, they made them feel great at times, and never had to worry about them being MIA (especially Lohan’s blow).
Here we are in 2010. Charger fans are wishing, hoping, longing for the return of David Binn, Kassim Osgood, Brandon Siler, and Legedu Nanae. They’d even take a 50 something Hank Bauer. Crap, they’ll take Hanik Milligan, Andre Coleman, or Steve Hendrickson. Anyone who can hike the ball, tackle someone or return the ball (just a little).
Charger fans know exactly how Lindsay feels every day. We all know for every sniff our starlet Lindsay Lohan takes she is paranoid she’s going to fail another drug test. Well, that same paranoia hits all of us every time the Chargers kickoff or punt.
Said Lindsay to TMZ on Tuesday night, “I want it to go back to the way it was in 2006.”
Charger Nation replied, “So do we Lindsay, so do we. Well, at least on Special Teams!”
Charger fans can only hope the ghosts of KO, Hank, Binn and others will consume the current special teams unit and not screw up the second half, like they did the first.
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